420!

today is...

a) monday, april 20th, 2009

b) the release date of asher roth's debut album "asleep in the bread aisle"

c) the 10 year anniversary of the columbine high school massacre

d) smoke weed

e) the day after yesterday

f) all of the above

...and the answer is

d) smoke weed

congratulations if you selected d). the other shit was true too, but d) was the correct answer.