yo rae, you wannna come over and blaze one?

mixtape monday

it's not wednesday, but whatever i've been very drunk busy lately. download this because michael would be happy and cookin' soul do they thing...

downloadz.

rest in peace michael

michael jackson one day you and i plus a baby tiger will make beautiful and timeless music in heaven...luvs you

steve nash

the other day my boy dj homewrecker (aka tigersurge) was sharing his theory that steve nash is such a great point guard because the boy's eyes be looking in different directions at all times. kinda like a frog or something. i think there is something to this...

also, steve is like funny and stuff too...

why am i not signed?

a year already... man i remember downloading this the day it came out last year. i was gassing everyone up on how sick asher was gonna be...


i was wrong. whatever, download the lil' homies 'tape with updated tracklist.

hot summer alert! hot summer alert!!!

is jeezy just stirring up a lil' beef to push promo for his upcoming Thug Motivation 103 or is we gonna some more dumpster bodies pop up?

young jeezy - 24, 23 (gucci mane and oj diss)

but between me and you, i think the boy's slow...

mixtape mondays

we back with the debut 'tape from j. cole. first son of the roc nation...



son is pretty good too. check him.

fiddy cent loves the kids...

anybody remember this guy?

i didn't think so, but like, he just got arrested and stuff. seems like good enough reason to post this throwback - return of the mack!

pau gasol he looks like an ostrich...

he really does...

i think this is gonna be like a reoccurring thing

y'all dont know shit about pizza!

fabolous officially wins at life this week... i discovered his invention of the new slang "twiggas" to refer to his twitter followers and foolishly thought mr. loso had hit a high point. i was wrong.

for those with no idea why this is hillarious i suggest watching the following.

this my 'ish right hur

oh you mad cuz i'm styling on you?

another edition of when rap battles turn violent.

charles the hedgehog gets all 99 life rings slapped out him on this one...



apparently the girl is chuckie's manager. i say good look, a softie like charles need to keep a crew a goons on staff.

also, for the sake of contrast and insensitivity...



gucci!


p.s. stop the violence

fubar'd

this is how you kick off a long weekend in style...and on a thursday. special thanks to terry, deaner, and may you rest in peace farrel. now play us off keyboard cat...

nine oh two one oh season finale like omg

wow, can you like believe it's been an entire season already? i totally loves life right now...

- fantastic recap

- and we finally get the liam backstory...

- jenn's not a grown-up, she's my sister

- naomi, i always underestimate you

- liam liam, so what are you now? like the new ethan or something. dude don't make me start calling you a fag

- she is having a baby...

- so is there something going on between the principal and kelly?

- its never easy yo. yeah michael lee from the wire dixon you said it

- ethan creeeeeeper

- oh daaaamn ethan, where you gets silvers picture from?

- well i certainly hope you're starting to regret this whole thing naveed

- liam i still hope you bang annie

- that was like powerful, adrianna, and stuff

- omg they ate weed brownies! amazing!

- and they be high as shit

- ethan + silver = creeeeeeeeeeper

- wait ethan, let me get this straight... michael lee from the wire dixon has your jacket, which has a picture of his girlfriend in it? yeah, prepare to have your legs blown off with a shotgun

- good play ethan, you won't end up in a vacant today

- no bbq chicken in the vending machine

- oh jenn you is soooo shady

- i take that back, you're not just shady... you may be the devil

- brenda you look pretty hot as cleopatra

- jimmy walsh is dying?

- hmmm i think i see where this is going... dream sequence? subtle...

- creeeeeeeeeeeeeper

- michael lee from the wire dixon ain't no fool

- and here comes the shotgun...

- oh please hit him again naveed

- you look so guilty kelly

- yes please walk in on them naomi...

- oh my is that annie's scarf thingy?

- liam you still cool

- ohh she a bitch alright

- and the ultimate naomi vs. annie confrontation of the season in 3...2...1

- kansas skank and a drink in the face?

- the volcano is bubbling...

- and it's bursting

- where's your dragon?

- ethan!

- oh, like wow, and just like... wow. that was bold

- jenn you are one piece of work

- bye daisy

- oh shit, bye liam

- uh... did annie just like kill someone?

- wow

- just wow

- no, but like seriously and stuff... wow

so what am i supposed to do until next season?

brilliance

ok so yesterday we brought you the rap debut of spencer pratt, or sp (the ghost) (c) complex, and today tings get even betters. i been a big fan for awhile now of what they been doin' at complex.com, but this is officially the best ting ever!

an interview with the "white jay-z" himself. we even get some shots at asher and a lil' inside scoop on what to expect from his debut album, "my first single, i just want to have me, gucci mane, and oj da juiceman. it’ll be the flyest song in the game.".

his insight into the rap game is like 100% on-point too, "the bottom line is, if every single platinum song right now wasn’t auto-tuned, then i would be like, “i can’t be a rapper.” the fact that i could get up to perfect pitch just like kanye west now, and t-pain, it’s an even playing field. i don’t have to have talent."

honestly, if this was some sort of satirical, jokes-on-us, type of scheme it may possibly be the most brilliant thing ever. too bad this guy's just a jackass...

Peep the full interview at complex.com

90210 here goes!

- only one arrest for dui and a handful of students with alcohol poisoning?... damn west beverley prom parties must be softer than baby shit
- that's a pretty dope shark, i give it an a-
- excellent display of good cop/bad cop
- oh naomi you are the awesomest
- bullshit annie, there's no way you go through with this
- michael lee from the wire dixon meets t-pain = awesome
- ethan is on some real creeper status with silver right now
- maternity prom dresses?...of course!
- ohhh card declined already annie?
- jenn i thought you could of stretched that out a tad longer
- damn they do prom pretty big in west bev
- yeah really silver, i mean there's really no way you're going to be the sketchiest chick there
- wow ethan you are way creepy
- please tell me naveed is going to get drunk and hit ty
- this kid with annie is loving life
- how awkward is that matthews?
- this kid with annie is loving life
- f&f with the killer thumbs up
- principal buzzkill
- jenn vs. kelly = very sexy tension
- michael lee from the wire dixon prom king!
- like omg are they going to pull a carrie on silver right now!?
- umm silver, i don't think michael lee from the wire dixon liked your speech
- ethan is a creeeeeeeper
- kelly, you still up to the same old shit
- divorce!
- "you loooked on my facebook page" *hearts* best line of the season, simply marvellous
- yes naveed yes, kill him, i need you to do this so i can like you again
- oh well great timing adrianna
- oh man is this guy really opening up to naomi?
- you officially lose your cool nickname, no more f&f, just liam

like wow dude. great episode. does anybody know when season finale is? it must be soon.

also, great jays game tonight burnett you suck halladay is your father.

anthem for like the summer and stuff

can't deny the flame...relapse sucked, i nominate spencer as the new great white hope

mixtape monday

fried-day, shattered-day, sun/mun/funday...still makes the mixtape post. hollatchaboy!

so is it still naive to actually believe that ob4cl2 is actually going to be released? yup. do i believe it though? yuh-huh!

DJ Absolut & Raekwon - Blood On Chef's Apron <-- click here for like to download

nine oh two one oh

- poor naveed, everyone thinks you're an idiot

- michael lee from the wire dixon please just give up on this chick

- oh wow jenn = naomi x 10

- i wishes i had rich parents i could blackmail

- heeeey english teacher!

- i really am enjoying this jenn character

- "i'm really more of a writer" = priceless!

- dap to teenage moms...no for serious tho

- haha michael lee from the wire dixon is a mexican

- naomi is like so pissed that she didn't win right now

- ha you jackass...of course you didn't write a book

- that was pretty harse mrs. naveeds mom

- well i didn't think adrianna was going to take that one well

- like...screw your mental illness or whatever

- i don't think you should get married either naveed

- f&f you are like sooo badass

- tres deep ethan

- naveed you only get dumber

- naomi you scare me

- oh jenn you are oh so sneaky <--this is vintage 90210 character here

i likes what they is doing lately

mixtape monday on a tuesday

so apparently it's tuesday today and i missed mixtape monday... strange how these things happen.

anyways we gonna do it big today to make up for the delay, so homiesss.... i present mixtape monday on a tuesday x twosies. click 'em for the download link.

bussa bus back on his bullshit! this tape is absolute crack smoke, my pick is game room - that beat is completely alien. cop the album may 19th busta rhymes back on my bullshit.

i haven't had a chance to listen to this yet, but gucci gets posted on the strength on the cover alone... gucci baby!

naveed is an idiot

- naveed...still an idiot

- jesus naveed, do i need to say it 2x already?

- dude seriously it's like not even your kid

- in yo bed!

- michael lee from the wire dixon, why are you not terrified of silver?

- what in the hell, indeed

- wow naomi you can be a tad much sometimes

- flower drop = classic 90210 shout outs to darren star

- annnniedaawwg! oooohoooo

- f&f you really do keep getting better and better

- ha, principal boxer shorts

- you're the whore from the video!

- this ginger catholic girl is scaring me...

- west baltimore > west beverley

- naveed...still an idiot 

- like omg are we about to see a reasonable reaction from naveed?

- ahhhhhhdammmnit...i believed in you naveed. all you had to do was walk out that door

- who the hell is jenn?

- a high school with on-site daycare? only in california...

- matthews is a pimp

- ethan! no more my friend, no more will i call you a fag

mixtape monday

we is introducing a new features today at terryclothandpumas... every monday i is bringing you my mixtape pick of the week. we talking the best of the best, straight out the shower fresh, with colgate breath... yes!

first up...slaughterhouse. clicky for the track list and download link

air yeezy gayfish limited edition

i'm going to go out on a limb here and call these a joke...

...i'd still rock them though.

do you like fishsticks?

starting rumours

drake on roc nation...

so yesterday images surfaced of a new drake "young angel" logo...

...this comes just after drizzy's vague tweet over the weekend stating simply, "Young Angel and Young Hova"

so am i jumping to conclusions and starting rumours? hells yeah. but in all seriousness, i see jay putting together a very diverse roster for roc nation.

young angel got next!

90210 recaps

this 90210 episode recap is brought to you by me wearing a towel. let us move on...

- who sells a bigmouth billy bass?
- totally not buying annie and naomi as friends
- foosball
- totally not buying ethan and f&f as friends
- would you date a preggers girl?
- david left donna for megan fox... good move!
- ethan, i am liking the new 'tude buddy
- well, fuckin' duh, silver
- you're a slick one, aren't you annie
- naveed don't do that to yourself dude
- i have a psychic intuition
- lesbian bars are not as fun as you would imagine
- yes you are, naomi, and no you don't
- i fucking knew it! matthews with a 6-pack. donna see me i will set you straight
- like i said naomi...
- ethan is leaving next season, right?
- kelly you totally shafted donna on the crackers... side note: does anybody believe that annie and naomi were eating carbs?
- godamnit naveed...

kid cudi reads my blog

that's probably not true...but i did have the nerve to suggest big sean > kid cudi after posting sean's new mixtape this weekend...

...and who drops a mixtape today? c'mon, am i really supposed to believe this is a coincidence...

download it here.

solid effort. still think i'm right tho...

trinity bellwoods beach party

the sun doesn't shine everyday. today, for example, my parade is being rained on.

but alas, we must cherish the sunny days, make the most of them,for when it rains, we may look back and boast of them...

...and with no further adieu i present the trinity bellwoods beach party

we were like 3 amigos and stuff... don't you want to be a part of this party?

c'mere and give me a lil' beak...

it's like... sippy cups and flamingos...

fly pelicaan!
mars says "no running by the pool". you better listens to her...

ask me if i'm a tree...

420!

today is...

a) monday, april 20th, 2009

b) the release date of asher roth's debut album "asleep in the bread aisle"

c) the 10 year anniversary of the columbine high school massacre

d) smoke weed

e) the day after yesterday

f) all of the above

...and the answer is

d) smoke weed

congratulations if you selected d). the other shit was true too, but d) was the correct answer.

big weekend for drake in ny

gotta show support for the mans from the tdot doin' it big in the birfplace of hip-hop

holla at nahright for da scoop

midweekendmixtape

mick boogie & big sean - uknowbigsean

im feelin' it.

big sean > kid cudi... anyone agree with me?

...anyone?

90210 cont'd

k so like i finally got to watch the last 5 mins of this weeks episode and jesus christ! the fast & furious tried to cut his arm of while on acid...

...he must have been as shit on an airplane. or something like that.

also...trinity bellwoods beach party photos coming soon

90210 recap

new episode tonight like omg i luv life! here's the recaps...

- shouldn't silver like be in jail or something?

- michael lee from the wire dixon hearts crazy broads

- this new fast & furious dude is kinda funny

- donna!...still looks like a horse

- alone time together is an oxymoron

- donna is driving a rolls royce

- how much did dr. pepper pay for the product placement?

- f&f = my new favourite character

- michael lee from the wire dixon breakthrough on mental illness

- f&f just keeps blowing me away with awesomeness

- peyote coyote

- k.o. champion...ethan i might just stop calling you a fag

fuck i got a phone call...

chris brown eats babies*

*yet to be proven

brian tallet smokes weed

its terrycloth and pumas right now

mad turtlenecks and corduroys